Principal Software Engineer/Architect, motorcyclist, drummer, and artist
$10,000
06′ Suzuki GSXR 1000
Farmington, UT 84025 – Aug 7, 2006
2006
Suzuki 1000. This bike is perfect! It has 1000 miles and has had its
500 mile dealer service. (Expensive) It’s been adult ridden, all
wheels have always been on the ground. I use it as a cruiser/commuter.
I’m selling it because it was purchased without proper consent of
a loving wife. Apparently "do whatever the f*** you want" doesn’t mean what I thought. Call me, Steve.→ Continue reading “Hilarious Want Ad”
Sent to me by my friend Karen. Quite funny . . . 🙂
LAWS OF THE NATURAL UNIVERSE
Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of Probability:
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity
of your act.
Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch
or you’ll have to pee.
Law of the Telephone:
If you dial a → Continue reading “LAWS OF THE NATURAL UNIVERSE”
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: . . . . "I’ve heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person’s hair → Continue reading “A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night . . .”
This is one of the funniest forwarded around e-mails that I’ve ever seen.
Enjoy! 🙂
“Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off.
The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge’s
table asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two
judges (Native Texans) that the chili → Continue reading “Chili Cook Off”